Today is Wednesday. The first Wednesday of the month, which normally means IWSG--and I MISSED it! I missed it completely, forgot until just this second, and I even had a reminder!
So today we have a typical conversation in the Ritz household. Do with it what you wish.
"I'm so frustrated. Can I scream now?"
"Of course you can scream."
"Of course. You can do anything you set your mind to. Whether you should is another question."
"So I can't scream."
"I just said you can."
"You mean I have lungs and oxygen, therefore I am physically capable of screaming. If I choose to."
"You're not making this any easier."
"I didn't intend to."
"I think I'm going to scream."
"I wouldn't suggest it."
"Would you like me to rip your tongue out?"
"No. What does that have to do with it?"
"Then I suggest you not scream."
"Can I scream now?"
Progress report: Let it Go hit 35k today